Saturday, June 21, 2003
why does it seem to me dat every1 suddenly has complains / stories abt perverts stalking / staring at them?! recently ferris and sam got stalked by dis *male* perv and dey hadta sprint to get away from him ... did ferris put on hugo boss cologne or sumting?
n of course every1 who goes to S11 will b good frens with this man who has an unexplained penchant for pink shirts n a fetish for school uniforms ... this is how he does his usual deed: ... he juz picks his usual spot everyday, orders a kopi-si, and drinks exactly half of it, then lays down some papers in front of him. he then takes out a pen and does not even remove the cap, and proceeds to pretend to be in deeeeeep thought, putting on that false, intellectual front. manz, then his eyes gets fidgety and looks abt him shiftily, like a stealthy tiger eyeing his prey ...
each time a boy or girl or whoever walks past, he will look up ... then stare for a moment or two, den move on to other targets. wah to think he derives pleasure from doing such a thing, is he a professional at this or wat ... manz get a life, go support leeds united (pls, not man utd).
a few days ago ben ang, being veery bored, wanted to stare him in the eye. when dat man looked up, they caught each others' eyes ... u could sense sparks flying ... kkz finez ignore that ... anywayz ben ang decided dat he got more than he bargained for, n looked away ... n when i stole a glance at dat shuai ge, he had on his face what looked to me like a very, very satisfied look, and with this sicko contented smile etched onto it. omg. omg. omg. luckily ben ang is straight (or at least we hope). bleahz.
n of course every1 who goes to S11 will b good frens with this man who has an unexplained penchant for pink shirts n a fetish for school uniforms ... this is how he does his usual deed: ... he juz picks his usual spot everyday, orders a kopi-si, and drinks exactly half of it, then lays down some papers in front of him. he then takes out a pen and does not even remove the cap, and proceeds to pretend to be in deeeeeep thought, putting on that false, intellectual front. manz, then his eyes gets fidgety and looks abt him shiftily, like a stealthy tiger eyeing his prey ...
each time a boy or girl or whoever walks past, he will look up ... then stare for a moment or two, den move on to other targets. wah to think he derives pleasure from doing such a thing, is he a professional at this or wat ... manz get a life, go support leeds united (pls, not man utd).
a few days ago ben ang, being veery bored, wanted to stare him in the eye. when dat man looked up, they caught each others' eyes ... u could sense sparks flying ... kkz finez ignore that ... anywayz ben ang decided dat he got more than he bargained for, n looked away ... n when i stole a glance at dat shuai ge, he had on his face what looked to me like a very, very satisfied look, and with this sicko contented smile etched onto it. omg. omg. omg. luckily ben ang is straight (or at least we hope). bleahz.
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